New year, new me, same old problems. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, or, post your failure online for some much-needed sympathy points.
New year, new me, same old problems. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, or, post your failure online for some much-needed sympathy points.
It's January 22 and already some people's New Year luck has started to run out. From fallen trees to broken phones, this collection of fails is nothing short of terrible.
We can't think of a worse way to start a new year than having someone drive their truck into your living room. Or, better yet, having all your tires stolen.
So if you've made it these first 22 days without so much as a scratch, count yourself lucky because soon it's going to be your turn.
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Five Days Into The Year And I'm Already Done
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Worked 12 Hours Cleaning Toilets And Can’t Take A Shower Because Our Water Smells Like Feces
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We Don't Consider You Luggage 'Lost', We Like To Think It's Off On An Adventure
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Got Off Work To No Road Home
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So I’m Watching My Brothers Dog For The Week And He Went After A Tin Of Chocolate Up High On The Sneaker Shelf
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Passing A Kidneystone On My First Day Of Work In The Bathroom Before Our Safety Meeting Where I Had To Meet Everyone. 4mm Stone Passed After 5 Weeks From First Sign
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See The Blue Light? Yeah Thats My House
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Update From Yesterday, We Are Definitely Not Getting Out For A Few Days
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Starting The New Year With A Collapsed Lung. At Least It Should All Be Uphill From Here
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My Car Window Was Broken Into, Im Completely Broke And There Was Nothing To Steal From My Car
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Just Got To Our Hotel… At Least They Left The Lug Nuts
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Reckless Driver Crashes Into A House
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Dental Crown Popped Off At 10:30p New Years Eve. Yay
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Somebody Rummaged Through Nearly All The Packages In My Apartment Mail Room On New Years Day
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My Wife And I Rented A Cabin. We Arrived To Find A Trash Bag For A Window, And Wine Service For One
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Brand New iPad Already Logged In
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While Trying To Open Some Tuna, I Accidentally Dropped The Can
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$1,199 iPhone 15 Left In The Snow While I’m At Work All Day Unable To Retrieve It
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Our 60+ Year Old Birch Fell On Our House
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It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick
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My Mom’s Ceiling Collapsed On New Year’s Eve
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Did This Annoyingly Difficult Prize Puzzle Just To Find Out After That It Was Used And The Code Had Already Been Redeemed
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I Have A Meeting At Congress And No One Showed Up
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Worked Up The Courage To Go To A Bar To Try And Socialize. Even The Bar Tender Stepped Out For A Smoke
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Car Broken Into Before A Snow Storm
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Walked Outside This Morning To Find My Car Keyed. What A Great Start To The New Year
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Stuck In A Smallest Elevator On The First Day Of The Year
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Got Zapped By Static Electricity From A Conveyer At Work
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Way To Start My Morning…
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Crashed My Brand New Car Under 40k Miles Last Week
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The Weather Where I Live
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Dominos Not At It’s Finest
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Came Home To My House Broken Into And Loads Of Stuff Nicked. Great Start To The Year
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New Couch Has Cushion Velcro On The Wrong Side
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I Bought A Ton Of Food For Tonight So That I Can Host Nye For Us, My Parents, And My Brother’s Family. I Also Spent All Day Yesterday Making Cupcakes, Each Filled With Lemon Curd I Made The Day Before. My Mom Now Has Food Poisoning And Can’t Come, And My Daughter Caught The Flu
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Happy Neh Year! From The Discount Store
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Someone Forgot To Lock Their Frame
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As I Took A Picture To Show My Husband What I Was Going To Buy From Goodwill, A Lady Took The Price Tag Off To Buy It
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Went To Goodwill Yesterday. Got A Discount At The Register, Thought It Was Because Of Tag Color. Looked At My Receipt Today And Saw This
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Guess Who Forgot Their Exit Plan After Staining The Stairs. Send Help
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I Accidentally Spilled Tinga In My New Car
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Neighbors Car E-Brake Failed And Rolled Back And Hit My House
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Wife's New Car Well Was New
